A sneaky suspicion

I have a rather sneaky suspicion that my animal crackers are closet republicans hell bent on converting me.

I have a giant tub of them from Costco in my "stash" in my office. I just grabbed a handful (ah - lunch on the go) - and there were eight elephants and one donkey. No lions and tigers and bears oh my - nope just the animal cracker version of t&a (trunks & ass).

The donkey's head was missing.

It is all a vast right wing conspiracy. So help me God - if I find that donkey head in my bed tonight I think I'll have a heart attack.