Dear USPS

It has now been 1 month since we put in our change of address. We have been at the new house for the same amount of time.

We have not received a single piece of mail. We have called three times now to check, and have been told that "someone will look into it and will call us back." Strange, no one has called.

I called back today and was told "it would be documented." WTF?

You officially suck.