m'lady

Full of Guinness, roasted turkey legs, pretzles, and pickles... Covered with mud from the mud show, pixie dust and glitter. I smell like patchouli and incense. The jousting is about to begin. My knight is decked out in blue and silver and is riding a chesnut horse. I want to learn to fence. We saw falcons, had a tankard of ale, and amused the village idiot.

Aside from lack of dental care and the dirtiness, I could easily have been born at the wrong time.

I want a sparkly princess crown, and a knight in shining armor. Preferably not knocked from his horse... oh and a corset too.