ouch

Does anything hurt worse than a papercut on the end of your tongue?

The answer is no. If you are curious, nothing hurts more.

I'm at a conference trying to entertain myself, and feel like a complete ass. I just sent a completely inappropriate email to a friend at their work address instead of personal. I feel so stupid and really awful.

I'm sorry. Seriously.

And to Darth Vader sitting next to me. Invest in some Halls cough drops. I'll even bring them in for you tomorrow. Provided of course, you don't read this over my shoulder and bring your own.