Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Just don't.

In the event you have a blister the size of a half dollar on your palm, from your sad attempts at converting the side of your yard into a tulip garden - without realizing that no, you don't have soil but really two feet of clay cleverly disguised with an inch of topsoil... it might be a good idea to just step away from the gel antibacterial cleanser in the bathroom because it will burn like a sum' o bitch.

1 Comments:

Blogger evolver said...

On the Canadian shield, you're frequently no more than a few inches above rock. But at least with rock, you know right away you won't win. :-)

9:48 AM, September 21, 2005  

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